The Most Wacky Definition of High
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:
A Device Invented for Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. 
Depressed Boy Asked an Old
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One.
Newton’s New Law of motion . “Loose
Newton’s New Law of motion
.
“Loose motions can never be done is slow motion”
Little advice to guys: “Always communicate with your
Little advice to guys:
“Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!!!...
A woman is always right. Sometimes
A woman is always right.
Sometimes confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, irritable and even downright stupid.... but NEVER EVER wrong...!
rate of load shedding is directly
rate of load shedding is
directly proportional to the temperaature of
atmosphere provided da beghairtee of wapda remains constant.
Nights are totally sleepless.. Days are
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless…
Ohhh GOD…am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
Thought of the day :”Behind
Thought of the day :"Behind every successful man there is a woman and behind her there is a man looking at ass"...
What is D difference between
What is D difference between POETRY & ESSAY.
Any word you uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY. While anything said by WIFE is ESSAY.
Best slogan seen on a
Best slogan seen on a famous beauty parlour...
"Dont whistle at d girl going out from here...
.....she might be ur grandmother...!!